In hopes of forever banishing this tune from my head, I am infecting the minds of my readers with it. Mua-ha-ha-ha!

Mari’s dramatic reading:

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Okay, okay, Zill3r isn’t chibi, but I wanted him to have a one-liner at some point. Just a little tribute to Garfield. Rock on, Jim Davis.

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I notice there’s a certain spin to communication on Twitter versus IRL. Is it just me?

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This week, the Apple rumors, speculation, and fandom was too much even for this Mac fanboy. Zill3r’s breath of fury was my own release. FWOOO!

What might have biased me against the iPad in particular was Apple’s tagline claiming it to be “a magical and revolutionary product.” I’m sorry, but unless you are selling Che unicorn, it’s just saccharine marketing fluff.

FWOOO!

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Okay, I’m a poser Sailor Moon g33k. I had to Google her famous phrases. Still, it gave me an excuse to expose my closet Michelle Phan fandom and give a shout-out to Kawaii Kon, Hawaii’s only g33k convention occurring on April 16–18, 2010.

“In the name of the moon, I will right wrong and triumph over evil… and that means you!”

(Did you know there’s a Sailor Uranus? Ew.)

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