Okay, I’m a poser Sailor Moon g33k. I had to Google her famous phrases. Still, it gave me an excuse to expose my closet Michelle Phan fandom and give a shout-out to Kawaii Kon, Hawaii’s only g33k convention occurring on April 16–18, 2010.

“In the name of the moon, I will right wrong and triumph over evil… and that means you!”

(Did you know there’s a Sailor Uranus? Ew.)

Mari’s dramatic reading:

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